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May 21, 2008

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US Military Apologizes For Wasting Precious Bullets on Stupid Koran – LMAO

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BAGHDAD (AP) – An American soldier used a Koran, the Islamic holy book, for target practice in a predominantly Sunni area west of Baghdad, prompting an apology from the U.S. military, a spokesman said Sunday.

“I come before you here seeking your forgiveness,” Maj. Gen. Jeffery Hammond was quoted as saying. “In the most humble manner, I look in your eyes today and I say, ‘please forgive me and my soldiers’.”

“I know Americans are concerned about the cost of this war,” the General said, “and bullets aren’t cheap. We shouldn’t waste them on shooting books that are full of stupid ideology when they would be far more cost-effective being shot into towel-wrapped heads full of stupid ideology.”

“There’s a right and wrong way to use munitions,” continued Hammond. “and the right way is the way that gives America the best bang for its buck – no pun intended. If destroying enemy propaganda were the key to victory, then we’d be strapping bricks of C4 to crates of Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD’s. But the fact is that dead jihadis – and not shredded books – are the only way to win this war. Yes, desecrated Korans are a nice bonus, but really, people, that’s what toilets are for. Let’s focus on the mission.”

“I want to be clear on one point, though,” concluded the General. “I’m not saying American troops should never shoot at Korans, I’m just saying that if they ARE going to shoot at a Koran, they should make sure there’s a terrorist standing behind it.”

Priorities, Priorities, Priorities… – Snapped Shot

[…]As if that heartfelt groveling wasn’t enough:

The commander also read a letter of apology by the shooter, and another military official kissed a Quran and presented it to the tribal leaders, according to CNN.

Meanwhile…

Separately, mortar shells slammed into a residential area north of the Iraqi capital, killing at least four people and wounding 30, most children playing outside, officials said Sunday.

But there was no apology for the bloodshed of the children by Islamic insurgents.

Bandaged girls and boys with bloodstained clothes cried as they were packed two to a bed at a hospital in Sadr City, a Shiite stronghold where most of the recent fighting has occurred.

UPDATE: Iraqi leaders refuse to accept the apology. Perhaps the public beheading of the offending soldier would suffice?

the Iraqi Islamic Party — which said it reacted to the news “with deep resentment and indignation” — wants the “severest of punishments” for the action to serve as a lesson for the future.

“Such assaults have recurred over the past few years; therefore, the apology alone is no longer sufficient,” the party said in a statement. “The U.S. military should take preventative measures considering the feelings of Muslims.”

When is America going to grow some balls when it comes to these IslamoFascists?

In an unprecedented turn of events Islamic Rage Boy© had no comment.

koran_wipes1.jpg Leading to my being flush with disbelief. 😯

Fan of toilet humor? quran-toilet.jpeg Mary Katherine will bowl you over in her classic “Better Living Through Bathroom Etiquette”

Mary Katharine learns what you can and cannot flush in this great country of ours.

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