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July 16, 2008

Barack Obama takes time out of his grueling schedule to fire off a thank you to his drolling supporters.

Obama’s “Thank You” Letter To His Mindless Minions – Happy Frood Dude

My fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor’s relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush’s youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy’s for coming out in support of me. There’s a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I’m not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

And I’d like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some “typical white folk” who are “clinging to guns and religion” to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don’t really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It’s time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember don’t think, just do. And do it for me.

Thank You.

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

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  1. aquiles montes permalink
    August 25, 2008 3:51 pm

    I want to know what is your position about the legislation on the SUNDAY like the Lord’s day, because the bible show a different day; Exodus 20:9-11

  2. August 29, 2008 2:27 pm

    WELL, OBAMA YOUR WIFE PUT HER FOOT IN HER MOUTH AGAIN
    WITH HER COMMENT THAT THE
    $600.00 REBATE WAS NOT MUCH MORE THAN A PAIR OF EARRINGS
    AN ELITIST COMMENT
    YOU BETTER SHUT HER UP

  3. August 29, 2008 3:34 pm

    lol The Obama’s as a pair are both afflicted with foot in mouth disease.

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