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Obama?

September 5, 2008

Or NoBama?

See how you score.

It’s unlikely you’ll vote for Obama if you….

1. aren’t a news anchor.
2. read the New York Times for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.
3. automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush. Or maybe Obama off teleprompter.
4. dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama’s position on Iraq to co-workers.
5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.
6. remember the Carter Administration.
7. would give a month’s pay to play Jack Bauer’s partner on 24.
8. increasingly agree with Mark Steyn that “almost everything [Obama] says is, well, nuts.”
9. think it’s relevant — despite what the sophisticates say — that several of Obama’s mentors and associates have displayed a dislike for America or a disdain for Americans.
10. think it’s relevant that several of McCain’s mentors and associates are American heroes of historic magnitude.
11. think about 9/11 more than once a year.
12. have concluded that Larry the Cable Guy makes way more sense than Howard Dean.
13. feel a little safer during turbulence when your pilot is a calm “white haired dude.”
14. thought about Hillary’s 3:00 a.m. phone call ad when you first heard about Russian tanks in Georgia. […]

Finish the test and see how you score. 😀

H/T dbryan33

My score? NoBama No way. No how. Not now. Not ever.
And anyone with a lick of sense would realize,
BONTO.

H/T Larwyn

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  1. September 6, 2008 11:55 pm

    NObama NO How! Great list, although it is scary how many people still around loved the Carter Administration and are in the tank for the Obamassiah. Hopefully more Carter loving Hillarites will go for McCain.
    .
    absurd thought –
    God of the Universe says
    just HOPE to pay more taxes

    DREAM about high fuel prices
    CHANGE PROGRESS to move backwards

    .
    only whites
    who are Republicans
    can be racist

    .
    absurd thought –
    God of the Universe says
    never elect a woman

    who’s a conservative
    she’s just a gender traitor
    .

  2. September 7, 2008 8:08 am

    I am glad I took this test, I almost made the mistake of voting for Obama! I guess I should remove the Hugo Chavez bumper sticker from my car… j/k

    I struggle to fathom the motivation of an Obammunist.

    Sam Pierce’s last blog post..Sarah Palin: The New Front In The War On Babies

  3. September 7, 2008 11:29 am

    I’d rather run a hand plane halfway up my shin, then take the key from an old sardine can and roll the hanging skin the rest of the way up. Then finish it off with a few shakes of Habanero Tabasco sauce… than to vote for any of those inbred yak molesting communists.

    NObama. No way!

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