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‘Twas the night before elections

October 29, 2008

Twas the night before elections
And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap,

Had cut off the TV …

Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

‘ On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi’

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think

On this one final note-



Unashamedly stolen from a GretaWire comment thread.

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  1. Michele permalink
    October 29, 2008 2:27 pm

    Twas the night before the Election
    When all through the nation
    McCain was still spinning
    His lies of desperation
    I, in my jammies
    In my favorite chair
    Had turned off the tube
    Nothing but hot air

    When all of a sudden
    There arose such a noise
    I peered out of my window
    It was the “Maverick”, his pitbull, and the boys

    “Socialist”, “Traitor”, “Kill him” (No one yelled “kill him” about Obama Get your facts straight)
    They shouted
    They rattled off lies (Hardly)
    And hatred they spouted (Opposing a candidate is hatred? Then you look in the mirror)

    “Obama wants your money
    to spread out the wealth
    To give people on welfare
    Who are black like himself.” (race card)

    “He hates Joe the Plumber
    More taxes are his plan (TRUE)
    So if you want to keep less
    Then Obama’s your man”

    I listened politely
    To all that they spate
    And when they were finished
    I was tempted to set them straight

    But thinking on how
    They’ve conducted their campaign
    I decided it was futile
    My words would be in vain

    For it’s fear, hatred, doubt (Freedom of speech look it up )
    They are in hopes to instill
    To win the election
    and impose their will

    And rather than tell me
    What they are about
    They simply continue
    To lie, spin, and spout (And Obama does what? drop pearls of sweetness and light from his lips? Riiiiiight)

    Go on Sarah and John
    Keep avoiding what’s true
    And the day after the election
    You’ll all cry “boohoo”

    Integrity, character, common sense (lol lol lol Barack Obama would not know integrity & character if smacked him upside the head)
    They’re your lack
    And that is one reason
    I will vote for Barack

    And all of you voters
    Who have yet to make up your mind
    I hope you will join me
    Leaving negative politics behind (race cards and race baiting are divisive, disingenuous and NEGATIVE)

    We need a new leader
    A new hope, a new day
    And I truly believe
    Barack Obama is the way (God forbid)

    You have your opinion
    And now I’ve offered mine
    I am sure you’ll agree
    We are both free to opine

    I look forward to talking
    Again in a year
    In the meantime I’ll pray
    We won’t realize our fear

    It is true, terrorist will continue
    To bomb and assault
    And if they hit home
    It won’t be Obama’s fault

    Mr. Bush is the reason
    We lack respect all abroad (That is what u leftards like to parrot but it is false)
    His kick ass demeanor
    His cowboy roughshod

    He’s botched his eight years
    Went to war with Hussein
    When Bin Laden was who (Bubba Clinton had a silver platter chance at bin Laden and PASSED)
    We needed to restrain

    When I think of the path
    Mr. Bush has gone down
    At least when the election is over
    He’ll have been run out of town

    On Obama!, On Biden!
    Vote for what’s right!
    Happy voting to all
    And to all a goodnight

    Heh, it rhymed…
    Bold mine – VH


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