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Emperor Barackulus Maximus Porkulus Protecting the Vulnerable

February 19, 2009

Among “Other” things…

Oh those crazy kids off on a Troika joy ride. To bad it is on YOUR dime...

Oh those crazy kids off on a Troika joy ride. Brother can you spare a dime?

The White House has unveiled it’s new website Stimulus accountability is the theme.

The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act is an unprecedented effort to jumpstart [sic] our economy, create or save millions of jobs, and put a down payment on addressing long-neglected challenges so our country can thrive in the 21st century. The Recovery and Reinvestment Act is an extraordinary response to a crisis unlike any since the Great Depression.

Not sure I buy Obama’s Chicken Little scare mongering propaganda and neither should you. So much for Obama’s HaRRvaRD education, how embarrassing to have a United States President ridiculously unaware of US history.

With much at stake, the Act provides for unprecedented levels of transparency and accountability so that you will be able to know how, when, and where your tax dollars are being spent.

Oooo awwww … Glory be. “Unprecedented levels of transparency and accountability” If you believe that you have a hole in your head larger than Obama’s ego. Put it this way, a Mac Truck could drive through it. You should have someone take a look at it.

Spearheaded by a new Recovery Board, this Act contains built-in measures to root out waste, inefficiency, and unnecessary spending. This website,, will be the main vehicle to provide each and every citizen with the ability to monitor the progress of the recovery.

If that were the case Pork Queen Pelosi &Co. would not of shoved the stimulus down the throats of Americans in the first damn place. To late to close the barn door I’m afraid, that hog has done ran out.

Sooooo “Where is Your Money Going?” You ask?

Here’s a fun one.

$8 billion for “Other” What Other? Who is Other? Where is other? What does Other need with 8 billion dollar$?  I demand that Other stand up and be counted, before he/she/it holds his/hers/it’s greedy hand out for 8 billion$.


Other than that…

After having studied this cutsie pie bubble chart very closely and nearly being lulled into a sublime state of  Nirvana… the colors…the colors… They are so pretty.

Get a hold of yourself. It’s a trick.  Snap out of it Velvet. Back to reality. Where was I? Oh yes after having studied this chart I am feeling a great sense of relief.  81 billion dollars has been set aside to “protect the vulnerable” Wait there’s more! Under “Tax Relief”  (It’s in the fine print) there is an additional $61 B for “Protecting the Vulnerable”  A whopping 142 billion!

Now as  I’ve never felt as vulnerable as I have since the day Emperor Barackulus Maximus Porkulus has been sworn in.

I’m anxiously awaiting my slice of pork pie.

Aren’t you?

Since around half of the US population voted against Obama, which is roughly 150 million. Put that into 142 billion we the “vulnerable” should receive around 9,466.66

Gravy train. Yee haw!

All snide aside O leaves that category WIDE open to interpretation doesn’t he? BHO’s a sly one dontcha know…

Image credit: Iowahawk
H/T Gateway Pundit

  1. February 19, 2009 9:05 am

    It’s good to see the .gov sites are being used for campaign/propaganda purposes. What’s next?

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  2. February 24, 2009 12:17 pm


    Maybe I would not doubt it. Why not. Obama spent more time campaigning than he did being an Illinois senator so why should things be any different now. Heh

  3. May 27, 2009 8:23 am

    Really interesting post, it’s sad that Obama’s lack of experience was drowned out by a media in the tank for him. The only person deemed as unexperienced in the election was a Vice Presidential candidate, even though she has more experience than Obama. The Liberal agenda is upon us.


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