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Poetic Justice: Dance "Fancy Nancy" Dance

May 19, 2009

What did Speaker Nancy “Pelosi-O” know? And when did she know it?

Courtesy of the House GOP conference.
PhotobucketNancy Pelosi tap dancing around the truth

accompanied by the Nutcracker Suite. How apropos.


Link @YouTube

Mike Huckabee’s ode to ‘ol Nancy. A perfect companion to the above video.

Fancy Nancy

PhotobucketHere’s a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a “leaker.”

She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn’t mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There’s room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.

Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She’s either unwilling to tell the truth, or she’s mad as a hatter!

She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn’t there, and can’t give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren’t buying it and they’re stoking their fires.

I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it’s her nose that needs tweaking.

If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it’s Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.

I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It’s time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.

Speaking of prose. We had loads of fun on Twitter this past Friday with Pelosi Haiku’s ( #Pelosiku ) Pelosi + Haiku = Pelosiku. A rip roaring time had by all! Delicious Pelosi snark attack fun Which I am thrilled to say became a “trending topic” Ha!

The brain child of JTlol OKA Jim Treacher

JTlol I knew I knew not/And I didn’t know I knew/Now my face implodes

JTlol I own some vineyards / Which will give me a good place / To store my sour grapes

JTlol I am not lying / Except for what I just said / And what I’ll say next

A few fav #Pelosiku’s from my tweeps:

AWGBlog Oh Dance Nancy Dance You lie though your teeth and pants So Dance Nancy Dance

pounderosa I’m Pelochio / I shift blame to Bush and spooks / watch me lie and blink

johnhboyer I was not informed / CIA merely briefed me / Wait, there’s no difference?

My lame attempts. They may not follow classic haiku form. But hey this is twitter we are talking about. It was all about the words not the structure. 😛

velvethammer How dare you! / I am the Queen Pelosi / Eat my lies peasants

velvethammer Oh what a tangled web /Pelosi doth wove/ Intending to deceive

velvethammer On the block / I stuck my neck / I quiver and squirm / No fault but my own

velvethammer Staff! / Grab a spatula / And scrape / The egg off my face

velvethammer Oh woe is me / my bitter agenda / has turned around / and bit me squarely in the arse

velvethammer Boo-freaking-hoo /cry baby cry/ right-wingers sticking their fingers in lefts eyes / blame it on Pelosi’s lies

Here is a classic from Mary Katharine Ham

mkhammer Like Rice-a-Roni / I’m a San Francisco treat / For Republicans

Related:

Nancy Pelosi’s Quagmire

Pelosi Speaks With A “Porked Tongue”

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