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Beta Male Gun Grabbing Fascists Project Alpha Male Penis Envy

December 8, 2015

Paging Dr Freud:

“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.”

Providing further evidence to support the theory that progressives are emotionally underdeveloped creatures.

Exhibit A: A cheeky juvenile set of photo tweets of Republicans holding (big scary) guns which have been photoshopped over with dildos (hashtag: #GOPdildo), here, here, here, here, here, here , here, here, here ,here, here, here, here, here and here.

iStock_hiding-bed-e1444150149707If Haughey’s goal was to to give the impression that he is inflicted with an acute case of alpha male penis envy, he has hit the bullseye, dead center. His raging obsession with dildos is another matter. But hey, to each his own. If that is what it takes to keep him warm at night while quivering under the covers over the thought of big scary guns then so be it. Waving a dildo in the face of an armed home intruder will not save his life but he has made his choice and he shall have to live with it, or not, as the case may be.

The long and short of it, before the next time angry inch Haughey goes off half cocked, he should reconsider judging others by his own yardstick.

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