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About Velvet Hammer?

Take it away Meredith!

Fun stuff…fun stuff…

Now let’s get down to business.

I’m a pissed off red head. Fear my wrath, or come along for the ride. Choose your side. Free will, truth and the freedom of speech are my weapons of choice.

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In a nutshell Ironic Surrealism is…conservative analysis and opinion, politics, news and issues. Both here at home and around the globe. With a bit of fun tossed in to lighten things up now and again.

Raves: My faith, American Troops, my country, my family, my B/F, my friends and the freedom of speech.

Rants: illegal immigration, anti-American and/or leftist  groups such as –ACLU, CAIR,  Muslim American Society, La Raza & ACORN (and others to numerous to mention) islamic terrorist jihad, creeping sharia stealth or otherwise, libel terrorism, appeasement, apologists,  public school indoctrination, multiculturalism, political correctness, liberal, leftist, socialist, communistic mind set and dimmitude attitudes!

Lover of truth and freedom!

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17 Comments leave one →
  1. April 17, 2009 12:43 pm

    Hi VH. Wanted to thank you for your link in your 4/16/09 article. I have tried to trackback to you but Haloscan tells me the trackback url is not valid. It appears that the trackback should be your post url with trackback on the end.

    Haloscan’s trackbacks are less than desirable. If you know what I’m doing wrong, let me know.

    Thanks again,
    Maggie Thornton

    Maggie Thornton’s last blog post..Janet Napolitano Extremism: Rightwing Extremism – What we are Forgetting

  2. April 24, 2009 4:03 pm

    Hi Maggie
    Sorry I’m so late in replying. IDK The trackback problem may be on my end. Hard to say things get screwy on here too. But thanks for thinking of me. 🙂

  3. August 5, 2009 12:46 pm

    I love your site! I now follow you on Twitter, and would like to know if you are interested in a link exchange? Shoot me an email or a tweet @gormanwvzb if you are interested.

  4. August 5, 2009 1:55 pm

    WillG

    Why thank you kindly 🙂 Sure I’ll exchange links with you. Thanks for asking. My usual policy is to wait for the askee to go first. Nothing personal, but I have been burned before.

  5. Slammer permalink
    October 3, 2009 12:05 am

    Just found your site and love it.

  6. October 3, 2009 12:11 am

    Slammer
    Welcome.
    Thank you so very much! Don’t be a stranger 🙂

  7. Lyle Henretty permalink
    October 3, 2009 8:55 am

    Found you on twitter. Looks like this is going to be an important blog. Thanks for caring enough to do this.

  8. October 5, 2009 9:33 am

    Lyle
    Thanks for the good thoughts. From your lips to the blogging God’s ears. 😉

    I do my best.
    Regards,
    – VH

  9. Mike permalink
    November 16, 2009 5:46 pm

    Great, great stuff. Hope you don’t mind if I link some stuff to my FB wall??? I just want to share your message to my liberal friends. Let me know if I am now a defendant.

    Best to you and the site

    M.

  10. Julie permalink
    November 30, 2009 9:44 am

    Just found your site. Keep up the documents!! So many people just swallow swill without examining the facts or questioning their own bias.

    • November 30, 2009 9:59 am

      Julie
      Thanks for stopping by. Will do! You are, I am afraid correct in your assumption. Many (to many) Americans are blind sheep. The dumbing down of the masses is high on the left’s agenda. Propaganda fed to them on a daily basis.

  11. December 6, 2009 11:11 am

    I like the layout of your site. I am new and could use some friendly advice. If you have time. A call to discuss how i might get some cash flow out of my site would be deeply appreciated, as it and the crew are all paid for by me. I am commited. This I put on my FB page today:

    Yesterday I spent 9 hours interviewing folks that had been tortured by communist dictator Castro. It is for a book that I am writing. Then I was taken to a small room with just over 2000 pictures of men and a few women who had been tortured and executed. There I met an old dark black man with few teeth who had been in a communist prison for twenty years. Unable to express my emotions, my horror at what he had gone through, I just held his hand. I have a picture of me standing next to a man who was tortured for six years. Someone said that he looks like your father. We are the same age. I do not believe that anyone was willing to have a philosophical chat about communism. We must not let America drift into that abyss. May God Bless America for the principles for which she stands.

  12. CrossBow33 permalink
    December 9, 2009 3:24 pm

    I just found you. Great stuff!!! I’m sending your link to everyone I know.

    and, btw… I can’t play any of the videos. I am, presently, on a gov’t computer. That’s probably the reason.

    and, it’s especially good to find someone willing to have a “bit of fun”. Most folks are way too serious…all the time.

    Steve K

    • December 9, 2009 3:32 pm

      Hello Steve

      Welcome to my humble abode. Thank you so much for the kind words and support! I appreciate it very much.
      You nick (CrossBow33) leads me to assume you are a hunter? Are you? If so have you bagged any thing this year? My bros all hunt. As a matter of fact one of them took down a 12 point buck just before Thanksgiving. 🙂

      I imagine your being on a gov comp is why you are not able to view any of the videos. Feel free to come back when you are on your personal comp. You are welcome anytime. The plus side is that my site is not blocked on the gov comp. lol

  13. December 9, 2009 5:55 pm

    Hey just wanted to stop by. I saw your link on Mike Rosen.com. I just moved back to Colorado and discovered Mike and visit his website regularly. I see you were already following me on twitter. I have been off the green bandwagon for sometime. I am not amazed at the lies, and hypocrocies(sp?) I am always interested in reading about lies, frauds and hoaxes of the Global warming idiots. Keep up good work and keep swinging your hammer!

    jb

    p.s. How did we get from save the whales to save the planet. Did we miss something?

    Jeff Banning’s last blog post..Strikes are Stupid

  14. December 9, 2009 6:16 pm

    Hi Jeff

    The warmers lie because the end (they envision) justifies the means.
    Liberals run on emotion, forgoing logic and reason. It is a mental disorder.
    Saving the planet is more ‘global’ 😉 More so than whales and the now pushed aside rain forest.

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